1. Notes: 494 / 2 days ago  from astudyinobjection (originally from importantbirds)
    importantbirds:


saw this birb on my patio one day

Excuse friend, today is the WEDNESDAY time and perhap you should be attend the high schoolms?  /is puts upon the leather jackets/ NAH!  School for FOOL and I am going a sneak in the drive-thru movies.  PAH!

    importantbirds:

    saw this birb on my patio one day

    Excuse friend, today is the WEDNESDAY time and perhap you should be attend the high schoolms?  /is puts upon the leather jackets/ NAH!  School for FOOL and I am going a sneak in the drive-thru movies.  PAH!

     
  2. Notes: 285953 / 2 days ago  from pizza (originally from nowyoukno)
    nowyoukno:

catzrpeople2:

pan-pirate:

d-i-y-orgasms:

the-youngest-gandor-brother:

blackcr0wking:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

i love crows so much

crows are amazing

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

crows are the coolest shit

crow for prez

Though we aren’t the biggest source of crow facts online you can find more crow facts here on nowyoukno

    nowyoukno:

    catzrpeople2:

    pan-pirate:

    d-i-y-orgasms:

    the-youngest-gandor-brother:

    blackcr0wking:

    fangirling-so-hard-rn:

    nowyoukno:

    Now You Know (Source)

    Crows are scary
    They

    • use tools
    • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
    • Have huge brains for birds
    • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
    • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
    • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
    • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
    • they can remember faces
    • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
    • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

    Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
    (q

    i love crows so much

    crows are amazing

    My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

    crows are the coolest shit

    crow for prez

    Though we aren’t the biggest source of crow facts online you can find more crow facts here on nowyoukno

     
  3. Notes: 260195 / 2 days ago  from worlduponastring (originally from bandsdidyoumeanlife)

    krisbuscus:

    bandsdidyoumeanlife:

    bandsdidyoumeanlife:

    If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

    STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

    I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

  4. Notes: 163929 / 2 days ago  from worlduponastring (originally from sassydad)
    alliwant-is-nothing-more:

Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph: an exchange

    alliwant-is-nothing-more:

    Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph: an exchange

    (Source: sassydad)

     
  5. Notes: 268740 / 2 days ago  from worlduponastring (originally from sixpenceee)

    hedgehog-o-brien:

    suddenlyoranges:

    l20music:

    hiphopfightsback:

    This shits just ridiculous. Probably the worst torture in the history of torture.

    SAND FLOOR ROOM 

    So basically it’s a torture device, where a person is put into a room with slow moving sand-paper at the bottom. There is no way out.

    The person has to walk forward to keep from getting send to the corner and scraped.

    Eventually after days of walking, the person will get tired and won’t be able to anymore.

    What happens next, is pretty gruesome and self-explanatory. 

    FUUUUUCK!!!

    please no

    I´m a writer I whisper as I secretly find this extremely fascinating

    (Source: sixpenceee)

  6. Notes: 78621 / 2 days ago  from worlduponastring (originally from notchicken)

    notchicken:

    notchicken:

    guess what I just got!!!

    image

    image

    image

    image

    image

    meet Spartacus everyone….

  7. Notes: 338316 / 2 days ago  from pizza (originally from dicketysplit)

    shytoaster:

    what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

    dicketysplit:

    trying to write essays

    image

    what does this mean

    have u ever written an essay

  8. Notes: 258833 / 3 days ago  from thehilariousblog (originally from emojinalart)

    (Source: emojinalart)

     
  9. Notes: 400733 / 3 days ago  from robbinglips (originally from ouijasquiji)

    bigrnac:

    on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

    (Source: ouijasquiji)

  10. Notes: 26481 / 3 days ago  from astudyinobjection (originally from q2k)

    q2k:

    q2k:

    There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.

    Nature is a wonder.

    image

    I was being 100% serious.

  11. Notes: 516379 / 3 days ago  from worlduponastring (originally from meme4u)
    jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

    jinglebatch:

    fangirlyandsingy:

    BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
    WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

    your’re

    (Source: meme4u)

     
  12. Notes: 227633 / 3 days ago  from astudyinobjection (originally from nico-diangelcakes)

    nico-di-angelcake:

    • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
    • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
    • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
    • JUST DON’T DO IT

    (Source: nico-diangelcakes)

  13. Notes: 318758 / 3 days ago  from worlduponastring (originally from lumixercalderic)

    (Source: lumixercalderic)

  14. Notes: 30860 / 3 days ago  from worlduponastring (originally from unclefather)

    trohbabe:

    unclefather:

    A bee can become drunk from fermented nectar and other bees will punish it by chewing off its legs.

    "Hey, Pete is drunk again lets chew his legs off"

    image

  15. Notes: 3259 / 3 days ago  from patrickstumpgifs (originally from thpantaloon)
    stockholmsxndrome:

we don’t talk about this enough

    stockholmsxndrome:

    we don’t talk about this enough

     
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