Notes: 494 / 2 days ago
from astudyinobjection (originally from importantbirds)
saw this birb on my patio one day
Excuse friend, today is the WEDNESDAY time and perhap you should be attend the high schoolms? /is puts upon the leather jackets/ NAH! School for FOOL and I am going a sneak in the drive-thru movies. PAH!
Notes: 285953 / 2 days ago
from pizza (originally from nowyoukno)
Now You Know (Source)
Crows are scary
- use tools
- Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
- Have huge brains for birds
- like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
- They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
- they are scary smart at solving puzzles
- some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
- they can remember faces
- SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows. Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag. But the nice guys with masks they left alone. THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight. THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
- They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
i love crows so much
crows are amazing
My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead
crows are the coolest shit
crow for prez
Though we aren’t the biggest source of crow facts online you can find more crow facts here on nowyoukno
Notes: 260195 / 2 days ago
from worlduponastring (originally from bandsdidyoumeanlife)
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
Notes: 163929 / 2 days ago
from worlduponastring (originally from sassydad)
Notes: 268740 / 2 days ago
from worlduponastring (originally from sixpenceee)
This shits just ridiculous. Probably the worst torture in the history of torture.
SAND FLOOR ROOM
So basically it’s a torture device, where a person is put into a room with slow moving sand-paper at the bottom. There is no way out.
The person has to walk forward to keep from getting send to the corner and scraped.
Eventually after days of walking, the person will get tired and won’t be able to anymore.
What happens next, is pretty gruesome and self-explanatory.
I´m a writer I whisper as I secretly find this extremely fascinating
Notes: 78621 / 2 days ago
from worlduponastring (originally from notchicken)
Notes: 338316 / 2 days ago
from pizza (originally from dicketysplit)
Notes: 258833 / 3 days ago
from thehilariousblog (originally from emojinalart)
Notes: 400733 / 3 days ago
from robbinglips (originally from ouijasquiji)
on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet
Notes: 26481 / 3 days ago
from astudyinobjection (originally from q2k)
There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.
Nature is a wonder.
I was being 100% serious.
Notes: 516379 / 3 days ago
from worlduponastring (originally from meme4u)
Notes: 227633 / 3 days ago
from astudyinobjection (originally from nico-diangelcakes)
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
- JUST DON’T DO IT
Notes: 318758 / 3 days ago
from worlduponastring (originally from lumixercalderic)
Notes: 30860 / 3 days ago
from worlduponastring (originally from unclefather)
A bee can become drunk from fermented nectar and other bees will punish it by chewing off its legs.
"Hey, Pete is drunk again lets chew his legs off"
Notes: 3259 / 3 days ago
from patrickstumpgifs (originally from thpantaloon)